Getting ready to go out

There is a basic difference between the sexes when it comes to preparing to go out.

Whereas your preparation appears to be constantly fraught with decisions over one outfit versus another. Then compounded by which accessories would compliment your outfit to its best potential, we males find the process much simpler.

Generally, you have already selected our apparel for the event and all we are required to do is put it on. Your selecting our clothing is better than the alternative of us hearing “you’re not wearing that are you?” which apparently is not a question! Having you pick out our ensemble does not worry us in the slightest, and even if we are given the burden of selecting our own clothing, the fact we have no problem with looking exactly like every other male that will be in attendance at the event causes us no pause for thought at all. Have you ever heard your male companion, upon entering any function exclaim “oh my god. We have to leave. That guy by the bar is wearing the exact same black suit as me”. After all, we are getting dressed, not getting ready.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really.