Women appear to consistently have the issue of cellulite on their minds. Correct me if I’m mistaken but it appears that nearly every women’s periodical I’ve seen (not that I buy them, as they are in fact my partners), always seem to have at least one article on battling this, or at the very least have a half dozen advertorials for companies that have a cream, balm, tablet or ointment in their pages that will get rid of the problem permanently.
While this condition seems to be of great concern to women wishing to attract, or keep, the men in their lives; from a male perspective there is generally only one question we ask regarding the cellulite content of a female – will she have sex with me? If the answer is “yes”, then cellulite is unimportant to us.
Do we notice cellulite on a woman? Only if denied sex.
Does it bother us that a woman may have cellulite? Once again, the reply is a simple, only if she won’t have sex with me.
It may seem a simplistic answer for something that is of great concern, and expenditure to women, but believe me when I tell you that once you accept that the above comments are true, your lives should be much easier. Plus, think of the money you’ll save and the space you’ll free up in the bathroom.
0 comments:
Post a Comment