Argument rules

Although you may think there are no rules to any argument you may have with the male in your life, there are a few things that we males consider to be part of “The Rules of Engagement”. These should be kept in mind whenever you, the female of the species embark on any ‘heated discussion’ (as my partner would refer to our arguments as).

• Anything, we the male, said longer than six months ago is inadmissible in any current argument.
• In fact, any and all comments we made more than seven days ago automatically become null and void.
• We acknowledge that you feel it is your right to have the last word in any argument.

Anything we say after this is deemed to be the commencement of another argument.